Wednesday, February 9, 2011

V for Vote, V for Valentine

The Archies/Hallmark/CCD sponsored annual fiesta of Valentine's day is once again upon us. Whereas Mumbai might not be the best place to roam about in an act of public defiance on Valentine's day (your friendly neighborhood hero, the Shiv sainik, might be roaming nearby), our campus offers a safe haven to all victims of cupid. Or so it did sometime back! Anyways, when McD can benefit from this global phenomena, why not our smart and savvy candidates for the upcoming institute elections!

  • GSAA: Can promise a more comfortable environment for the couples who adorn the library tables and study room, only to be constantly disturbed and distracted by singles all around them. Hey, we are just trying to study :-|
  • GSCA: Have a grand celebration throughout the week, replete with coupons of cineplexes and CCD. For the more conservative ones, screenings of old classics in our LT. Of wait, it is already happening!
  • GSHA: No bar on guest entry in hostels and no restriction on holding hands at late unearthly hours. Enough said!
  • GSSA: Not much can be done for this post in my opinion. There is already an excess of testosterone in our institute. How about inter-gender competitions? Oops, already a failed experiment!

Humor aside, let's all have a good week in spite of/despite of being single/committed!

In the spirit of St. Valentine, I present to you, Cheap trick...


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